Friday, July 18, 2008

Busted!

Picture this. Your youngest is caged in the playpen and the older is being entertained by the babysitter (pick a movie of your choice...I know we're bad parents).

You need a shower.

Your husband needs a shower.

What are you to do?

If you were to each have a separate shower, you'd just be wasting so much more water than if you combine the shower time......get where I'm going with this?

Honestly, it was an attempt to save water. (girl scouts promise)

Now, here's some entertaining dialogue:

Owen: (slams into the bathroom) "Daddy!!! Where are you??" (he freezes)

Carl: (looks at me) "I'm in the shower.."

Owen: (drawn out) "Where's moooommmmy?"

Me: (trying not to laugh) "I'm in the shower..."

Owen: (for some reason, in utter shock) "You're both in the SHOWER?!?!"

Carl: (about to fall over laughing) "We're trying to save on water, Owen."

Owen: (exits with a slam of the door)

Carl and I: (laughing our asses of!!) "Did that really happen?!"

He's FIVE (about to be six)!! Why would that be weird to him?! He doesn't know anything about that stuff!!

We are locking all doors from now on. Especially during 'mommy-daddy' time!

I know I'm not the only one with these kind of stories! Make me feel better and let me know yours!

6 comments:

Red Headed Mama

HAHAHAHA, that's great!

We don't have locks on our doors, we've been busted by a preschooler on Sat mornings a time or two. Nothing like popping in a movie and going back to bed. ;)

KC

That is great. I love it. Kids say the darndest things.

JenM

That's hysterical! I'll make a note for future reference. . .

natalie

He's going to have quite the "what I did this summer" story for school, isn't he?? hee hee! ;)

Shereen

hahahah! TOTALLY Busted!

Katrina :)

Again, cracking me up!! Yeah, when our kids were little we used to put the tv on and tell them we had to go call Mickey about making plans to come visit him soon and we would be back shortly... Thank goodness we had annual passes... Oh, and the bedroom closet became a good place to "hide out" too. Wow, OMG I can not believe I am confessing that to strangers. Ah ah ha ha ha!! :)

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