From the mouths of babes, as they say.
(Leaving the grocery store)
Owen: (scrunching face) "Mommy! I think Cole pooped!"
Me: (rolling eyes) "Fabulous."(Looking at Cole) "You couldn't wait until we got home?!"
(Get to car, unload, and proceed to do a diaper check)
Me: "Cole...did you poop?"
Me: (peeking down the back of his diaper, seeing nothing) "Owen. He didn't poop."
Owen: "Well he must have had a stinky fart! It smelled like something crawled up his butt and died!"
Me: (head down, laughing, tears rolling down the face) "Owen!"
Owen starts repeating what he said.
Me: "Owen! I know mommy's laughing, but we don't say that!"
Owen: "Why? You're laughing!"
Me: "I know. It was funny at first, but we don't say things like that. It's bad manners."
Owen: "Oh, okay."
*Note to self: talk to husband about what he says around the boys. God knows what else will be said!